Are you calling me a liar?❞
Well I ain’t calling you a truther.❞
some girl just walked into my local book store with her boyfriend and said “Buying books is a waste of money” and started complaining and whining about how she wanted to leave, and he just looked at her for a long time and then said “i want to break up”
This is beautiful
*quotes Supernatural during sex*
"Do these tacos taste funny to you?"
"You breed with the mouth of a goat"
”I need you to let me touch it.”
"he was my gay thing"
"Dude, you can’t poke it with a stick."
"Cas, get out of my ass"
"I’ve got genital herpes."
these are not actual quotes
yes they are